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A man visits the doctor's because he has a severe stuttering problem.
After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.
Doctor: 'It appears that the reason for your stuttering ...

He grabbed me around my slender neck
I could not call or scream.
He dragged me to my dingy room
where we could not be seen.
He tore away my flimsy wrap
and gazed upon my form.
...

A fellow stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my shoes please?"
The ...

One day there were two boys playing by a stream when they saw a woman bathing naked. All of a sudden one of the boys took off running. The other boy took off after his friend. After he caught up to ...

Two young men decided to make a bet as to which one of them could make love more times in one night. They agreed that sunrise would be the end of the contest and each went to their respective motel ...

For his wifes 40th birthday, Al decided to take his wife to the rodeo. He had managed to get hold of 2 V.I.P passes that would let them have a guided tour around the bull pens before the start.
Upon ...

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the differences between boys and girls," and would his mother, "please ...

There once were three guys who didn't have any money. or any food.
They had been stealing food for the past couple of days and still wern't satisfied.
One guy finally said ,"Wouldn't ...

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts ...

A wealthy couple planned to go to an evening ball. They advised Stanley, their Butler, that he was being given the evening off to do whatever he wanted.
After an hour and a half at the ball ...

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Sam, who was about to be cremated, ...

This guy fell asleep on the beach one day and the wind came up and blew sand all over him until he was covered with only his big toe sticking out.
An old nympho was walking down the beach, saw ...

How do you tell that you have a high sperm count?
Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
Why are electric trains like women's breasts?
They were designed for kids, but the father ...

One dismal rainy night, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley halfway down the block. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed ...