Adult Jokes Of The Day
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. He asks a priest for his opinion on this question. The priest says after consulting the Bible," My ... |
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on its final approach. The pilot comes on over the intercom. "This is Capt. Johnson, we're on our final descent into Toronto. ... |
Peter met Sharon in a nightclub. |
Recent research shows that there are five kinds of sex: - The first kind of sex...SMURF SEX. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the ... |
A wealthy couple planned to go to an evening ball. They advised Stanley, their Butler, that he was being given the evening off to do whatever he wanted. |
Husband and wife in their bedroom. The wife says to the husband: "Darling, take off my dress." The husband complies. |
John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." |
The doc told a man that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." |
The playboy encountered a lovely young thing on one of his trips abroad and decided to marry her. |
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. ... |
What a woman says: |
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it. |
An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall. |
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." |